Unrelated, but did you know this guy’s also a British Army Captain? Like lead thousands of troops in Kosovo. Dude’s hardcore, and a great pick for “if you had to choose one celebrity for the zombie Apocalypse” type games.

I’m convinced that a large percentage of the population has poor listening comprehension.

Damned M&Ms! I bought a bag once and they all said “W”. I demanded my money back because they were defective, but they wouldn’t refund it. You’re not getting any more of my money assholes!

I consider myself a jaded pessimist, but for some bizarre reason I find the two of them charming, and am not even bothered by their hardware commercials.

I honestly just threw the idea out there. After some investigation I have learned the following: She and her now ex-fiance (smart man) had an argument earlier in the day of her...experience. He is in the military, and she was pouty because she didn’t want to move as per the terms of the military. Sounds like after…

This could have been Emmett Till: 2017 version.

How many black men have been lynched for this kind of false accusation right there in Texas and throughout the South? She learned from the best of the worst.

I did dumb teenage things like sneak into an R rated movie, and smoke too much pot before class. Never this...

Emmett Til, anyone??

Take every rape allegation seriously and investigate it to your full capability. Do not automatically believe every allegation. This is why. Well this and 100+ years of American race relations.

I just commented on the Root that not only will this justify men not taking rape seriously, it will do nothing to quell the racist hunting of black men as out of control animals. White girl wanted attention, ashamed to admit she dated a black man and now all women suffer a little bit more.

On Wednesday evening we shared the surprising and sort of delightful news that Brad Pitt’s newest passion is sculpting

Yea, because Tracy Anderson brand of “fitness” and only eating baby food is GREAT for teens! It’s not like they are already predisposed to feel bad about their bodies or anything. I can’t stand her!

Sculpting and listening to Bon Iver sounds lovely. I could definitely spend a day or five so ensconced.

I think pretending you’re black because being a white person from Montana is boring is a lot different than identifying as black as a result of being raised by a black family who you believe to be biologically related to you.

I don’t know how to feel about this. I’m Hispanic. And I’ve an adopted daughter who’s blonde haired and blue eyed. She has my last name. Is she Hispanic? I kind of feel like Paris says she’s Black because that’s who her family is. Then I remember that scene from the Jerk. When Steve Martin said he was ‘born a poor…

“He’s really vulnerable, and he’s really straightforward. He’s like primary colors. He has beautiful, big, strong emotions, and he’s really sure of them.

Jared from Subway?

Psh, I don’t even know why I put that first part in. I get what you are saying now, I should know better than to sleepy post...

Alan Rickman would have his head. Maybe he knew, even back then, what a shitheel Allen would turn out to be...