yes

He was a very, very bad guy, and the Democrats are on his side, saying how great a person he was, which should tell you all you need to know, okay? We killed a bad guy and America’s safer. And there will be a lot more, believe me. Believe me. This country’s been way too soft. The police are in shambles, thanks to weak …

i kind of wish he would. just to see what would happen.

Yes, this. It’d be like going to Jalopnik and writing an article describing how manual transmissions work, and asking, “Hey, did you know these are really fun to drive? Maybe go try one out!”

As a very young and reluctant boomer, I’m all for it. I’ve been looking for a way to shut older boomers up for decades. You come back when you’re my age and tell me you don’t feel the same.

I knew this was going to be about UTSA! Shoutout to San Antonio 

“all the TLC with zero THC or cannabis.”

Give me pie a la mode but hold the pie.

Remember all of y’all with the “Kamala Is A Cop” bullshit? We’ll, now y’all got “Cop” Amy to deal with, who is a much less interesting and much less compelling and much more problematic version of that.

Lol, I see what you did there.

The rest of responsible governance seems to have devolved into a cartoonish parody of what it used to look like, so fuck it, sure.

Is this where we shake our fist and shout “We’ll get you yet Stone!”, as he hops into a black speed boat and rides off into the night?

Using his speech as his own little platform aside, can we talk about how his performance in Joker was udderly sublime?

Butter babies! Yogurt to admit he has a whey with words.

Dude got in whey over his head with his remarks.

I hate when people start milking a pun thread for all it’s worth.

Careful not to let him steer you in the wrong direction.

The cow wants to be eaten! Douglas Adams (tad long, apologies)- A large dairy animal approached Zaphod Beeblebrox’s table, a large fat meaty quadruped of the bovine type with large watery eyes, small horns and what might almost have been an ingratiating smile on its lips.

A vegan ought to know better than to start a beef.