You think because something you can eat also has medical applications, it is funky? Cause let me tell you about a medical and cleaning chemical called alcohol. It is funky as fuck.

I like how you cut off that google search to remove: Natamycin is also used in the food industry as a preservative.

But to call these uber-processed slices “cheese” isn’t entirely accurate. Kraft singles are technically a “Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Product,” a label mandated by the FDA since the slices contain less than 50% cheese.

You don’t. The machine is broken. Hue hue hue.

Gun-control week.

The wire used for weed eaters perhaps?

To take advantage of alcoholics.

So the white version isn’t superior to darker version. They are the same and differences only existed in peoples’ heads this whole time.

1. You don’t live near the beach.

More like futa hentai.

What are your feelings about Subway though?

This isn’t crawdads but this article reminded me of this. Had to share.

I’ll never understand how people eat these things. As a kid back in the 80's I would go down to those ditches by the side of the road that funnel rain. After a good rain, a bunch of holes would appear on the banks. I would drop a fishing line with bacon on the hook, wait a bit, and then pull out a crawdad hanging on…

That’s the bread union’s days off.

“7-Eleven isn’t a *real* convenience store. It’s just a taquito and alcohol distribution service late at night.”

Know when the bread was made.

I don’t like giving off my exact age but I’m in my 40s. And yes, he is finally coming for me, that’s why I am now officially overweight. Shit also doesn’t heal nearly as fast either.

I eat enough for three people and I am barely overweight. I’m just lucky that way, however I still recognize that eating that much is probably not the best for me. Thus I’ve tried some of these tricks to help me be less hungry, and yes it is some woo woo bullshit right there. Many of these tricks are supposed to also…

But is pizza a sandwich?

I’ve always wondering why people like “hot” or “spicy” foods. Hot doesn’t have a taste. It is just your body saying, “Ouch! That hurts!” Now I know why.