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It was at least 16 years ago the last time I went to Disney Land in CA. That day the parade was done on the water. My big memory from it was there was somebody out on one of the floats absolutely shredding “Pink Elephants on Parade” on the electric guitar.

When you say you like lobster meat itself, do you really mean itself? Like with no seasoning whatsoever?

It seems that I have upset you somehow. That is a you problem though. I don’t apologize for it, you are just gonna have to work through it on your own.

Don’t worry about it then.

K.

It is totally creepy. As you pointed out, Obi-Wan was Anakin’s guardian and also teacher. When Anakin was appointed Jedi Knight, they became equals and brothers-in-arms. Obi-Wan literally cried out, “You were my brother!” when he put an end to Anakin. Incest is not sexy.

isn’t that just user based then, if one person cannot eat with their hands (no hands) then suddenly all pizza is not pizza.

Okay so we’re saying that these two men who grew up together, who had a very strange, contentious, back-and-forth, and ultimately toxic relationship were very much in love? Yup. I’m on board.

It is always happy hour on the app.

You just need a better recipe.

It’s delicious, scarce, and has always been an expensive luxury item, at least in the last century.

Because a bunch of rich people in the past, despite them thinking they are more financially savvy than the unwashed masses, were actually suckers being conned by even richer people.

This could spark another “deep dish pizza’s not a pizza” pizza argument.

Fortunately, a lifetime of shoveling scalding hot food into my mouth has conditioned it to be largely flame resistant. I may try making some of these now though.

I would have been interested to learn that Russia took over all the buildings, kept them as McDonalds, and started to serve items such as the Big Putin, Double-Quarter Putin with Cheese, and the limited time but ol’ favorite the McPutin.

Step 1: Don’t attempt to make pizza on your own. Just buy it from somewhere else.

No box mac and cheese tastes good the next day, and this one is no exception. Eat it all or compost the remainder.

They remember the Alamo, but the whitewashed version of it. The real version is about how Texas belonged to Mexico, the Mexicans were trying to get white people to stop owning slaves, and white people were having none of that. We didn’t cross the border, the border crossed us.

Bangarang!

Nah, it soaks up the sauce, turns into a nice dry sticky texture