The menu needs more cowbell.

When playing with my kids, I like board games where we work together. Mysterium and Pandemic are some of our favorites.

If you, too, would like the chance to share your enthusiasm for casseroles in sweater form, Green Giant will be randomly giving away 500 of these beauties between now and November 17 to those who complete this form, and pray so hard that the Jolly Green Giant himself will be able to hear your thoughts from his magical…

Awkward...

That’s what she said.

I learned a new word today.

In terms of style, pumpkins are the pimps of the fruits and vegetable world. Flamboyant, slick, showy. Everything that all the others fruits and vegetables want to be. And then you can turn them into jack-o’-lanterns for even more style. Let’s see a boring ol’ potato try to be as awesome as a pumpkin.

When it comes to making dough for anything, cakes, pot sticker wraps, noodles, pasta, whatever, I usually don’t ever see a resulting taste that justifies the effort. I never had a cake that blew my mind versus store bought. Pasta is even worse. I mean do people even notice any difference between expensive store bought…

I make this skillet pot pie but I use premade pie crust for that. With all the other prep work that goes into making that, I don’t think I could handle trying to make my own crust.

I love pie crust, but am not too fond of pie actually. Awhile back I started a thread where I pointed out I prefer Pop-Tarts to pie because pie has way too much filling for me and I cannot handle all that sweet. I was crucified for that comment.

If it is cheaper, would they make you throw it out if you brought it in to an AMC movie theater?

I’ll go as far as wearing a t-shirt. I had a “Where’s the Beef?” t-shirt that I loved, but a hoodie or shoes? Nah.

They thank you for your support.

What are ya buyin?

I remember this pic and thought it was an actual game at first. Wish it was. I would totally be a Ronald main.

Kugel, oatmeal raisin cookies, and trail mix. Especially kugel.

I was gonna comment on something similar to that. I think he is a pizza that grew sentience. His pizzas are actually similar to face huggers and are vital to his plan of world domination. The racism thing is because it only works on white people.

In her defense, she did yell “Duck!” beforehand, it is just that everybody misunderstood her and thought she was confused.

But considering that America’s judicial system has a knack for siding with big business, and that it’s probably just a matter of time before all judges are replaced by robots themselves, the odds are good that in ten years’ time, a trip to McDonald’s will be a nearly human-free experience.