Anyone that can fart because they want to fart should be rewarded, not punished.

It’s living the dream.

Kara, you have good points regarding how crimes are discussed on public platforms when the news anchors are white and hypothetical criminals can be anything BUT white. So, this criticism isn’t against you or your message. Keep on talking about this shit because these conversations need to be had.

Schrödinger’s Poor: simultaneously working too many menial jobs to properly raise their terrible children while also lazily living off of welfare.

Ms. Bell has long supported black enterprise and lauded entrepreneurship by African Americans.

their mothers work multiple jobs

Lighten up, Francis.

I really thought everyone knew this...

Mmmmm...marinara.

It’s a trench for fucks sake, not like it’s the Pyramid of Giza. I say fill it with trash - one less hole in the ocean. And if we still have more trash, we can start with the Grand Canyon next.

Thanks to DuckTales and youthful naivete, for the longest time I thought it was called the Marinara Trench.

You think it was 3 blow jobs for that particular task he completed, or do you think there were already 2 on the books and that was 1 more?

I’ll name drop two people that renders Wilbons horrible take moot.

Is it just me or could you paste Stephen A.’s quote, minus the African-American part, into any hot-takers column? Maybe he should close with “That’s how we, as people who are entirely incapable of understanding nuance or holding two non-contradictory thoughts in our heads at the same time, talk about the sport.”

I admit I watch First Take on occasion but only to masturbate to Molly Qerim’s strangely erotic mouth.

that sweet cable money is finally starting to dry up. in 10 years ESPN will be drastically different than it is today.

Skip Bayless and Colin Cowherd are on a ship in the middle of the ocean, it goes up in flames and sinks to the bottom.

In all fairness Rick’s Sports Takes are exceptionally bland.

Stephen A: Skip, you know I love ya.

Damn, bland chicken and broccoli? You’d at least think he’d learned something from his brother.