“he’s only seventeen.”

Miller’s response was much better than that of the Tennessee mother who, on seeing the picture, claimed Newton got her wet.

“We were in deep, man,” says Blaine Boyer without the slightest touch of irony.

“Our rivals might scoff at this and describe it as one of a litany of petty humiliations inflicted by The Process, but this is in fact a classic example of what the great modern philosopher Napkin Gladwell would call ‘Unorthodox Progress’. By inverting the performer-audience business model and forcing our players to…

Adam LaRoche to Sex Trafficker: “But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.”

“The appeal of the rescue is that it’s a happy ending,” says Janie Chuang without the slightest touch of irony.

Then there’s this: LaRoche, along with Brewers pitcher Blaine Boyer, spent 10 days in November in Southeast Asian brothels, wearing a hidden camera and doing undercover work to help rescue underage sex slaves.

Who Gat

I admit, when I first saw Bomani on ATH a few times, I thought he was just another ESPN pawn but with more expression in his face.

Not to be confused with my Chinese bathroom remodeling company “Caulk Asians”

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A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.