Fry’s dog in Futurama, Donna losing her memories in Doctor Who, and despite how manipulative it was I cryed like a baby during Dancer in the Dark.

When Carl turns the page of the scrapbook in Up gets me literally every time.

Wikepedia hasn’t discovered it for us yet? Wikepedia hasn’t discovered it for us yet?!? Wikipedia hasn’t discovered it for us yet. The people behind this show, do they know what Wikipedia is? I would have changed the channel the moment after reading that.

Repeating myself from yesterday:

Yeah he really wasn’t even B list until like the early 90s at the earliest.

Ocean’s 14: Divorced Dad Hangout

The Emmys have a long history of “make up” awards...this one is probably like, “oh, we should have given them one for like season 1.” Or it was just the most recognizable thing on the slate.

I wonder sometimes about our (western) relationship to animals and the extreme anthropomorphism that we put into it. The moment is important for us, so we drag and prop them into our moment because it’s so important to us. How about them? I wish we could gauge what they want and feel. We may love them too much for…

I’m relieved that this was an improvised thing. If this had been the plan, I would have been upset that they didn’t use a wagon or something to get him down the aisle more comfortably.

“Sometimes old ladies... Get cut...” I loved her and Milton. They (along with the grandparents) were the real love story of Cry Baby.

Role model

you should really be using a oatmeal soy lavender vitamin-infused shea butter fragrance-free hydrating soap stick from your local co-op

so are you defending a man who played an anal rape scene as a joke in a movie?

In your gender-swapped scenario is it still in response to the woman telling the man she heard he likes to fucked in the ass a lot?

No, it’s not about his weight. It’s about why a joke like this works about a man but wouldn’t about a woman.

That’s true, but that’s why punching upward works and punching down doesn’t.

the pretty french lady made a joke that not only landed, it bored right through the center of the freakin’ earth.

you’d bring your friends Leo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt. And then you would leave.”

I’m sorry but this must be said:

This is the best email conversation. Almost as good as the unhinged sorority emails from two years ago (but not really, those will always be THE ALL TIME BEST).