Well you don’t just start off by raping someone at Sundance.

Why does it seem like this is not the first time they’ve done this to someone?

Yeah, that was an incredibly ungenerous interpretation of the post. Here’s a screenshot:

Ha, when I saw the first pic, I was like, “Jesus!” And then I saw the guy’s face and it was actual Jesus.

Or maybe most people aren’t terribly interested in having orgies inserted into common games they play, so they find it amusing when it inevitably is?

This one’s the best because of the two casually working in the background.

“Yes, Laura. This month saw an increase in patient intakes by 6% and Susan is currently giving Robert an epic blowjob. Any questions?”

Thankfully the new vaccine law has helped tremendously, the school was powerless before because of “personal belief” exemption but now the district will not allow kids w/o medical exemptions and those are very hard to obtain w/o absolute need.

My son, who’s vaccinated, got whopping cough at summer camp last year from some siblings with anti-vax idiot parents. He and my daughter missed a week of school and my husband and I had to miss a week of work because we were, for all intents and purposes, quarantined by the department of public health. And we followed…

72%????? Holy shit.

My vaccinated daughter and I sure enjoyed our mild bout of whooping cough a couple years ago, I guess it had nothing to do with the 72% of the kindergartners at her school being unvaccinated.

Our campus has a system that puts an alert up on the screen of the class computer silently, and I have TAs in the class that have phones within reach for this situation. My personal opinion is that this is SAFER for students than a bunch getting an alert text and freaking out in a huge crowd (my classes have hundreds…

I teach university courses and have a no electronics policy in class. No phones, tablets, phablets, laptops allowed. I’ve had this policy for over 5 years and students’ scores and my teaching evals have gone up. I’ve done the research to back up my decision, and still use a lot of tech in other ways (and students use…

I felt the same way, and as a result decided to research into Operation Backpack. It might just be an organization in NY, but you fill a backpack for a child in need with things they’ll need for the year. I ultimately ended up purchasing general supplies for my neighbor who is a teacher to many needy and homeless…

I wonder how the monogrammed thermos business does around this time.

Speaking as someone who worked at an answering service, it’s setting the child up for a lifetime of ‘say the name and then spell it’ which is highly annoying, especially for people who have common names with uncommon spellings. When people called into the service, they’d give their name and if they didn’t spell it, we…

My cousin named her kid Makynzi. Good God, woman, I get that you were 19 when you had her but goddamn.

Or any name that a y, z or k replaces a letter. I hate that. Klarence, Jamyson, Sebaztian...etc...

Or Madison/Madyson/Maddesyn. Fucking horrid, all of them

Top of that list should be Braden, Jaden, Aidan, and any/all permutations.

“It should bother you because when you come into Pennington Quality Market your food is going to be more expensive.”