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The criticism I always here of her is that she’s making the same movie over and over. As if Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell and every other male comedian ever didn’t do that exact same thing.

But in “working her way up” she didn’t have the real world problems 99% of us endure. Rich people breathe different air than we do, without realizing the actual hard work it takes to support yourself, work menial jobs AND slog your way thru multiple cattle calls in the hope of not having to eat ramen 6 days a week.

The SNL women have always killed it — probably because they had to work double hard to even get seen or heard.

It reminds me of those in the creative class (or merely like to associate with them) with more well heeled family ties that admonish day-jobber artists when the focus on the business end and other practical issues of staying afloat...with a “where’s the passion?”

She had the resources to turn down jobs that weren’t “fun.” Most of us don’t have that luxury.

I can only imagine what it must have been like to be on set with two enormous assholes like Chevy Chase and Randy Quaid.

I’ve got one - “Well, I know a Person A and B that had a $5 lentil wedding and now they’re TOGETHER FOREVER and THE KING AND QUEEN OF LOVE and I know a Person C and D who spent MONEY ON THEIR WEDDING and now they’re DIVORCED and live in HELL.”

Ladies and gents: I’ve been here at Jezebel for a loooooooong time now and I would like to welcome you all to Jezebel Wedding Bingo. Here are some of your squares

-City hall
-Simple dinner with friends
-Marriage is pointless and sexist
-Engagement rings are sexist
-Wedding dresses are sexist
-Choosing to take your husband’s

In 2013, Katehi’s office contracted a Maryland-based company called Nevins & Associates for a six-month contract that costs $15,000 a month. Nevins was brought in to “clean up the negative attention,” ostensibly by removing, or lowering, Google references to the video. The online reputation management service

Yep, we have moved around a lot, the weddings are NEVER where we live now. I’ve started just saying no. No to second weddings, no to weddings we’re invited to with three months or less advance notice. I didn’t even go to a cousin’s wedding cause we’re not close enough for me to fly to Georgia to attend a dry, Baptist

Your problem is that you have too many friends. I don’t know 26 people well enough to be invited to their weddings. It’s cheaper that way.

Celebritits is possibly the best typo ever.

As a mom of a child with autism I find it mind-boggling that parents of non neurotypical kids jump on the anti-vax wagon. Because the message of the whole movement is: “It’s better to risk the life of your child than to wind up with one with autism”. It’s so unbelievably disloyal to your children. My son is perfect

I’ve never really had an opinion on Robert Rodriguez one way or the other, but this quote is fucking ridiculous!

A) It is the bitterness of slavery and we eat it to remember our time in the land of Egypt, before God led us from bondage with an outstretched arm.

Really girl?

whether Moses or Abraham is more important to the Jews.

Yes. I don’t even hate working out. I ran a marathon. In order to have a body like those women- pregnant or not I would have to be hungry ALL THE TIME. And being hungry all the time is definitely self-punishment.

If people enjoy working out during and after pregnancy, good for them.

Yup, really good at farting!