Actually, if you go to the kitchen right after you start, and talk to your friend about his parents, there will be an additional dialogue option.

Yeah, well I won my Wii U and Xbox one in contests.

#YesallTalions

Only as much as Eve online is as fun and exciting as the articles make it out to be.

Probably not, but might be a close second.

Huh. maybe it's just me but for me Uplink was pretty simple, and it had a tutorial when you started a new game. I don't like the hacking games where you have to type things like 'ping 192.845.327.429' and Uplink didn't have that.

For the octopus king I recommend saving up enough lollipops to get the cauldron and then getting tons of health potions and jumping on its head repeatedly to regenerate more health. After that enchants its crown to obsidian and let the summoned monsters take care of the naked monkey.

It was Reagan wearing a Reagan mask!

All the mario party's up to 6 or 7 were pretty good, but then it was just obvious recycling of minigames, and that horrible mario party 9...

The playstation 4, playstation move required for all games.

What now, are they going to sue everything for having a cat in it? They're just looking for a quick buck at other's expense, the keyboard makers and the poptart makers should sue them.

Did anyone else think of Cyanide and Happiness when they saw this?

Maybe it was "L is real 2401".

So, how are you holding up shippers?

This isn't your personal blog, I don't care if anyone thinks it's "well written", go to livejournal for that. I don't go to kotaku to read about overemotional women, I want to read about games and games only. Can you start your own website for "writers" who think this is their personal blog? Because it's getting hard…

Just cut off his connection, he's bound to come out.

Cmon, no over-encumbered jokes?

If he vouched for Hitler would you follow everything Hitler says?

His "evidence" is basically this:

Should we ban chairs because they can be used to hit someone in the head and kill them? How about kitchen knives?