Well look at the man with the golden fuckin’ sphincter over here guys.

I LOVE LA LA LAND. I AM SO GLAD IT RECEIVED 14 NOMINATIONS.

Rand Paul has been trying to go to war with big Pharma for as long as I can remember, problem is no one else really (from either side of the aisle) wants to go with him.

“They’re not total abomination rapes where strangers are being dragged off the streets”

NYPD to New Yorkers: Rapes will continue until morale improves!

/snort

His press secretary would be so relieved. No more rushing to have a separate press conferences where he contradicts everything the Mayor said previously.

Fantastic OJ joke there, sir/madam *tips hat*

I really hope this isn’t the case of them misidentifying the shooter again. For fuck’s sake you can wait until the cops make an announcement before accusing people based on eyewitnesses spotting an ID card.

We’ll see. Seems like an aweful long time between the original shooting and another announcement about a second active scene.

I believe Esteban Santiago is the first suspect. The bald guy is one of the later people taken into custody.

Right. I love me some murder podcasts and I think about what I would do to escape a psychopath (if I could), but I sure as fuck don’t dwell on the finer points of how I’d torture or kill someone. Or how a victim’s recounting of their story is false because that’s not how they (you) do it.

But isn’t that what this show is about though? The story line is whatever happens in there lives as the public knows it. they give the incidents their perspective and keep the narratives under their control. Whether it is one of them giving birth, or someone getting robbed. If they don;t give the narrative their…

<dialing police> “go on.......”

The many ways these people ingest food is so fascinating to me. I want to write a doctoral thesis on it.

Alternatively, it takes a special kind of cynicism to milk personal trauma for fame, attention, and ratings.

This can’t be actual footage from the show, there’s no clips of them eating takeout salad

I would also respect that level of cold-bloodedness.

Then they need to rewrite the law that it is illegal to use it as a consideration in the job search. If that was the goal, they cast far too wide of a net.