“Fuck You”

It’s official. The Bachelor has turned into Burning Love, except without the irony.

I worked on Glitter. Mariah is incapable of winging shit.

After her anxiety dream New Year’s Eve performance, Mariah Carey said, “Shit happens.” Now she supposedly thinks, “Shit happens when everyone’s out to get you.”

She can’t sing her own music. That’s not the production company’s fault. Who knew the greatest Mariah Carey Tribute Act would be Mariah Carey. She doesn’t sing or dance at this point. 15 year old me could ace her job. She’s resting on laurels she doesn’t have anymore. It’s time to retire and do the occassional…

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

You can’t win if you don’t play.

Only write about this forever okay thanks

He’s terrible and represents everything wrong with the Democratic Party now.

In a written statement, Eric Phillips, the mayor’s press secretary, said that the video “doesn’t have anything to do with his campaign.” The statement continued: “We think New Yorkers have a right to know what their government does, and it’s our job to communicate that work in a modern way.”

Caribou/reindeer are one of my all time favorite animals. I even have a caribou track tattoo that goes up my back and over my shoulder.

“Bye, Buddy! Hope you find your dad!”

I want to die after reading this.

what the fuck

If it’s being filmed in portrait, they can fuck off.

In a statement, Delta confirmed two customers had been removed from a plane and rebooked on a different flight “after a disturbance in the cabin resulted in more than 20 customers expressing their discomfort.”

Delta sucks as an airline and has shown its ass in the news recently, but the words “YouTube Prankster” are among the worst in the English language. Team Meteor Strike.

... I mean, The Boy Who Cried Wolf is still a well-known fable because it’s still remarkably relevant to modern society. When someone has done tons of “pranks” in the past that involve lying about something happening to him (including one specifically about being racially profiled for being Muslim), I think it’s…

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

This is the Sistine Chapel of performative wokeness.