Totes, Y’all: A Life

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You know the best part about any article which mentions NFL ratings being down? The absolute torrent of commenters who can’t wait to tell everyone how they’re such upstanding people they hardly ever watch football at all anymore and how their lives are better off for it. It’s like the Onion’s “Man Can’t Stop Talking…

The bright side to this is that Sanders (and others of his ilk, hopefully) can and will see that they need to be far more mobilized and organized earlier on for future endeavors; Hillary was FAR better at playing the game than Bernie, and there are lessons to learn from that. My fondest wish is to have a progressive…

Bernie’s campaign was a beginning not a missed opportunity. It seems quite clear to me that a new center is going to form anyway. The right can’t hold on to what is “traditionally” right without giving way to the extremism of a Ted Cruz or the populism of a Donald Trump (lets not forget state sponsored healthcare has…

Later, Maeve wakes up in the middle of an operation (sleep mode wasn’t turned on, or didn’t work)

The premise of Westworld, the theme park, is simple: what if we had a place where we could expose our worst selves, and to fall in love and fuck and kill without worrying about the suffering or autonomy of the objects of our love and rage

Taking this comment at face value, I agree. I feel like there is something else going on there, though, if you parse out her comments a little.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

did he post a snap of him rubbing some dirt on it and walking it off?

I fucked my ankle up a couple of times playing sports in high school and the most I ever had to do was stick my foot in a Gatorade bucket of ice.

They should have called it Hurricane Thanks Obama.

I would not read your fanfic, it’s too real

“ha ha ha ha look at this fantastical children’s toy made by jrr tolkien ha ha ha ha isn’t it funny, ayn”

His running mate was on NPR yesterday and said that Gary Johnson has climbed the world’s highest peaks so he is obviously a student of the world.

This comment is my everything right now. Thank you.

C’mon, Marge, ANYONE could miss Canada.... All tucked away down there...

pictured: Johnson (L) and Ayn Rand’s bust (R)

I’ll repeat: put the Buscemi back in the box