my favorite murrrddeerrrrr

i once (drunkenly) left my apartment keys in the lock on the outside of the apartment door

im on a mission to find the good & creepy home invasion stories. FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS

LOCK YOUR DOORS PEOPLE

look at me is the sole reason i never wear headphones in my apartment

points for “babby ghost”

FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT PEOPLE

dude.

N

rude.

he needs an extremely authentic person to balance him out. more worried about this dynamic than the hosts tbh

KITTEHS

have i watched this 9 times already? yes. thank u for asking

462? whats this now?

rude.

i’d like to direct everyone’s attention to the filed to:

y’all can’t handle this next level word play

ooooo!!!! a rare SQUERGER

Patrick Dempsey’s Turtlenecks in Sweet Home Alabama Made Me Uncomfortable, Too: Volume One

this is no joke the first time ive heard of a connection between birth control and photosensitivity