everyone has gone insane and nothing is real

oh look someone made a visual representation of every soon to be comment thread here

tbqh i don’t feel i need superdelegates to be patronizingly explained to me as if my dislike purpose somehow signals a fundamental misunderstanding of the american system of government

sure

wait explain it to me again i don’t understand how my country works

then why have them

sure sure

untrue! no matter who is using them for their benefit!

why is debbie wasserman schultz

multiple ppl in my family have had it...like hospitalized for weeks status

look ive seen people have to get staph infections LITERALLY SURGICALLY SCOOPED OUT from their skin so i do not fux with them

i was too but made the fatal mistake of thinking it was just a fart

for real tho because sometimes popping them can push the infection deeper and then you have to get them surgically removed which isn’t a fun thing, folks.

staph infection

has anyone ever had food poisoning without shitting themselves? i feel like it is the mark of whether or not it is in fact food poisoning

buy a second darth vader costume and have your wife put it on and stand directly outside the exit, playing the Dont Make Me Destroy You prerecording over and over

i knew i could you count on you for this

KILL IT WITH FIRE

since when do we cover extreme fetishes in so much detail on this website smh

they should be the preferred mode of transportation for all places