s/o to the ohio DA for catching the real criminals

to everyone i know:

FTFY

“idk why you didn’t just fucking throw it like you were supposed to you fucking idiot but yeah that was me carrying your limp ass”

happiness, dear jujy

i mean if we have to choose, im choosing jimmy johnson

first debate, against 4-term incumbent president trump:

imagine being tim tebow

nothing is real and everyone has gone insane

is what i meant

not the context he uses it in but okay!

this fuckin guy

shes a spokesperson for his campaign

uh

yeah i mean who among us doesnt remember the french revolution

tbf, she is borrowing the language from the sanders campaign and using it the same context —at least, i’m assuming, because she works closely with the campaign

number of people bringing up the age of her uterus here is a lot higher than i would have expected

yup this is the same situation