i wait for imperator furiosa’s endorsement before i make any decisions tbh

enh at least she owned it

my whole theory is predicated on the fact the ciara specifically designed the russell wilson robot with the NFL so she could chill out with her kid and never be bothered by dating ever again

if only there were some kind of clear explanation.....

ciara’s residence, early march:

poor browns

but like

shes the cleveland browns of politics

media twitter has been destroying her for a solid hour

i mean if there is anything hillary clinton is known for, its her next-level satire skills, right?

was she talking out of her ass and was just word salad-ing the fuck outta this interview? sure, probably.

is this satire

artist’s rendering of me first reading this quote:

well when you had straight up cornelius fudge as your previous governor there are only so many more options

in my mind they all mesh together to make one perfect face/ab combo

and like lets all be honest here. chris hemsworth should be featured in more trailers all of the time—even if he isn’t in the movie. i feel like we deserve it as a species

maybe? the way studios market overseas is always kinda a crapshoot. like if this was for asian audiences, id say the racial aspect plays a bigger role. for european? i imagine they’d want to highlight the most famous people ie hemmy, melissa, and wiig

other take

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