Um, no. I feel exactly the way most guys supposedly do about all of that, but I am female (and always have been, just to be clear). Now that I live alone, my place is a complete sty. I am too busy playing video games and watching cable tv to bother with that crap when no one is forcing me to. The only reason I ever…

Riddle me this. Why, when I click on the star for someone’s post, the number of stars goes DOWN?

One can just as easily scream “GRAY DUCK!” at the top of one’s lungs, which is what we always did, you silly.

Thank you for writing this; the game will forever be “duck duck grayduck” to me. Duck duck goose just ain’t right.

I know, right? I always thought of it as “bean bag toss”, but shortening to bags seems ok. When I first heard of a game called cornhole I was pretty sure I never wanted to play that... whatever it was. How about a new detective show called Bags and Cornhole, featuring Cloris Leachman as Bags, and um.... Tom Cruise as…

Parking deck... I approve.

I had never heard it called a chesterfield. I like your explanation, though.

My grandmother always called it a davenport back when I was a kid in Minnesota. I like the name better than sofa, just because it reminds me of her.

That extended sex scene was pretty pointless, except for the wonderment of watching “Diane” continually mush “Dale’s” face around with her hands. What was that about?

I guess that should have had a U in it too, oops!

SQEEEEEEEEE!

I’m reading this right now, after buying the hardcover from the Dollar Store. It’s really not that bad, but if I had paid $23.99 for it I would probably feel differently.

So I guess one ends up in the gray in each separate comment section until someone releases us? I am in the center circle of Kinja Hell!

Very useful concept. I wish I had had this years ago. Thanks for posting it.

Shitfucks, indeed. Not only that, but every page of comments I go to seems to format itself randomly, sometimes putting comments to the extreme left of the page. And these text boxes are like something from an old Apple Computer. I don’t know what you mean by solving something with tabbing, but I’m willing to try it.

I think what you meant to say was “Welcome to Hell”

Your user name is awesome.

Kinja, hands down.

I pretty much agree with everything you’ve said. I’m glad I never read the books. Endless discussions of grain harvests and descriptions of the landscape want to make me hurl books at the wall. Thanks for saving me a few bucks when I was tempted to buy the books to tide me over until the next season. Like you, all I…

It’s good to have options other than the one that will break the internets.