maybe the Swedes can do a better job of negotiating with 2K. 

Yet another e-company whose corporate headquarters is a Ups store. digging thru the sec filings leads to articles where our hero Storm Sondors was sued for fraud in the ebike business. hmmm.

HOLD UP! foreboding news. A google search here and wiki read there says this is made in a Daihatsu plant. I think we all know how that worked for Suzuki. If it’s dna and quality is 98.7% Toyota then i am onboard. If its Daihatsu then I’m out dawg.

Airbags? We don’t need no stinken airbags. Also: perfect candidate for a smythkitcars.com v-dubcamino kit.

it’s so clean, Finnegan wants to chop it up for a roll racer..

yup. That’s why my yaris rolls on 9.5 lb rpf1 Enkeis. i get lighter and wider.

an old not ‘and old’. sheesh. what a maroon.

I think and old 5.0 borrego would be a good power to weight science experiment.  Keep chucking unnecessary weight and adding nitrous til you grenade or break into the 11's.

Its all so photoshopilicious. I want to believe its real but I am one jaded mother f-er. It doesn’t bode well that the corporate headquarters is the UPS Store west of Austin. I could pay it a visit but i assume i will only find a Ups store.

Thank god he upgraded the front suspension to modern stuff. It didn’t take much to get my stock suspended ‘81 to start wobbling over 90mph. Fun as hell getting to 90 though.

Chang Li will now design a sports car and call it the Redline F-Sport Torchinsky Drifter RS-4 GT Turbo Coupe in your honor. [it will be the same as the car you have now with a more exciting decal package.]

my mom’s regular bus got blown off the road by a gust in 1973. So a bus with this much surface area shouldn’t leave the yard in anything greater than a light breeze. oh, the wind issues been covered already. nevermind.

“All you need is luv- wahwawahwawaah” 

if its stock as a 420hp LS motor, its just a shopping spree away from being a procharged or twin turbo’d 800hp LS motor. Still cheaper than a Lambo in Vietnam and able to haul chickens to market.

The original Forest Gump book was genuine and funny and sweet. It had a chess playing gorilla and fart jokes and all kinds of things the movie did not have and when I read it I was crying from laughing so hard. What the book didn’t have was political correctness. The world is worse place for people thinking the Tom…

Because Torchinsky will shank you for it.  no. that is not a spellcheck error.

“As of this writing, Canada has the virus far more under control than the U.S. with 117,000 confirmed cases of COVID-19 and 8,945 deaths.”

only 415hp? needs to go to these guys for an 800hp upgrade.

This only leaves Chevrolet the segment the other 2 aren’t fighting over. You know what you have to do chevy- give us back the Jimny / Tracker.

Its the Nickelback of SUV’s.  ooh look at me i can throw shade on a chrysler product! my weiner is so enormous.