How the fuck is Blade Runner: 2049 not on this list? It’s probably the best world building sequel that doesn’t ruin the original film. The rest of this list is good though

They said fistfuls of oxycontin would kill him, but he proved that’s a liberal scam too!

I hope he personally exposes other liberal hoaxes such as “sticking your head in a lit oven will kill you”, “dropping a radio in the bathtub will kill you”, “jumping in front of a subway train will kill you”. Please show us, literally, how they are all lies.

Pfft. I come here solely for the Kinja hate. Finally, something we can all believe in.

Remember how in the old days (i.e., pre-Kinja, so, like, 10 days ago) an article about Trump would be posted and three hours later it would already have 400 comments? Tonight, when I “publish” this comment, that will bring the total up to ten.

I like all HamNo’s stuff but boxing does bring out the best in him.

Best piece you’ve written in a while

Why are we even talking about the school investigating this? Since when is it a university’s job to investigate crimes? This young woman and her parents should have called the police. And to be clear, I’m not defending the university. They are absolutely culpable here as well. When they heard that an assault was…

She knocked out teeth??? I’m grinning at my computer screen so hard right now. That’s not easy to do.

Came here for this, left happy.

I discovered this today, and it sounds brilliant.

I enjoyed it.

Seems like Fraternities around the US will not rest until they are all disbanded and no longer allowed to exist. That is perfectly fine with me.

Yeah, but if you get leprosy they send you out of shitty Florida onto beautiful Moloka’i! Totally worth a few fingers and maybe an ear!

You could buy Michigan with $300,000.

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

Also, Dan Savage. But what do we actually expect from that guy.