Here’s an indication of why the current line of succession is so terrible (not the current cast of characters, but the Constitutionally-mandated order of succession):

Trump is trying to create a situation in which Americans getting murdered has political benefits for him. Policies that he makes are provoking terrorism and he’ll use it as justification for the policies. It’s beyond me that for a lot of Americans, like this Purinton douche, this will work.

THIS. If I have to worry about a student bringing a gun into my classroom, then they sure as fuck should have the same concerns. Welcome to the world you’ve forced the rest of us to live in, fuckwads.

The best idea I’ve heard lately is to try to survive 2 years, the Dems take back the house and we find a way to impeach Trump and Pence and we get President Pelosi. That idea made me happy.

If something happens to Trump and Pence succeeds to the presidency, the VP doesn’t automatically fall to Ryan. Pence gets to pick his own VP replacement, which Congress has to confirm. That’s how we ended up with Gerald Ford as president in 1974 (Agnew resigned, Ford became VP; Nixon resigned, Ford became…

I’d take Keifer Sutherland and all of his drinking problems (hey, old W had ‘em too!) and his only qualification being that he played a president on TV in a heartbeat. A HEARTBEAT.

Ex cop here.

Those sound terrible, what else can we glue shut to prevent those?

SPEAKING OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE NO IDEA HOW BIOLOGY WORKS

You know, why not get one of the “parents” of the “child” to waive the anesthesia?

These memoranda really are worst-case scenarios. Under these changes, people whose only “crime” was to be arrested for disorderly conduct will be considered an enforcement priority, even if the charges were dismissed. As much as people who oppose undocumented immigrants don’t want to admit it, our immigration…

McCain is all mavericky until push comes to shove and then every fucking time he toes the party line.

Hold up, how is Trump allowed to call this a campaign event and use the Presidential seal on the podium?

If it’s Petreaus, he’ll have to notify his probation officer because he’s still on probation.

I know you’re joking, but thank the Bush administration and cost-cutting California local government, unfortunately. Apparently a decade ago, environmental groups filed a federal complaint with the FERC with the goal of getting the California Department of Water Resources to clad the emergency spillway with concrete…

if he thinks being president is hard on him, he should see what its doing to us.

Someone should have the phone in hand and every time she opens her mouth (or in her case, the lying hole) check the fact on line and show it to her.

Or at the very least, FACT CHECK THEM IN REAL TIME GODDAMN IT.

Wait. Why the fuck should a reporter have to ask her WHAT SHE MEANT? Is she not in charge of her own fucking words? Does she not have control over how she forms sentences? I am so goddamn tired of these people I have no fucking clue how I’m gonna make it 4 years without losing my goddamn mind over the hypocrisy.

Gosling started in Mickey Mouse Club and sang all the time. ffwd to 1:35ish