A mother. **shudder**

Subtle.

Every generation’s sound is defined by the intoxicants they favored.

HAHAHA. Kris “homeschooled” her and Kendall so they could focus on their “careers”. She definitely isn't going to college. I am almost willing to bet she can't do basic algebra and has no idea about basic science, history and English. I'm pretty sure their education revolved around how to make the most money per…

Would I be out of line to say there's not a pimp anywhere that's been a better pimp than Kris Jenner?

Don’t forget. She’s also dating that broke loser cheater Tyga with her mamas stamp of approval. Kris was right there posing in the white Lambo that he fake gifted to her.

At the time?

“The reality is that I don’t even want to be 18. I wish I could be 17 for the rest of my life. I don’t want to get any older.”

Not sure about the California law but since she’s turned 18 does she get to choose her own pimp or does her mom continue in that role?

“Kylie also says she’s developing a lip kit so that you too can have lips like Kylie.”

I really can’t stand the way Kris Jenner can’t wait to overly sexualize her daughters. It’s awful how they are all obsessed with their appearance, and are absolutely empty inside. The fact that getting an education is not even an option for Kylie, but dozens of surgeries at 17-18 is, makes me sad. She’s basically…

It just makes no sense that, even a month ago, people were complaining that I was too young to be doing certain things, and now people are just okay with it because I’m grown.

I heard cows were doing it for revenge?

Or potty-porting?

BOWEL MOVEMENT.

telepottying?

“I think she was suffering from a bit of shock or she thought she had teleported across to the other side of the harbour.”

I don’t know who came up with this originally, but it seems apt to share it here.

Feminist love telling stories of how they liked trucks and hated pink and so happened to have a brother that loved pink and Barbie's

Luckily no tax dollars will go near it, as we don’t use dollars in the UK!