Now if they really wanted to get me interested they’d announce that they are leaving in Cavil’s mustache. 

Zach Snyder looks at the beautiful landscapes of LotR and asks “What if there was less color?????”

They’ll just bitch about how WB didn’t give Synder enough time or resources to really finish it and hampered his “vision” it in some way, despite them giving him another $20 Million to overhaul a film that already lost them $100 Million.

RELEASE THE MULLET CUT!

... and the silver moose knuckle. 

“Same suit, new lack of color."

I fear for the sanity of the Snyder Cut Stan. I predict Game of Thrones Season 8 levels of cognitive dissonance trying to explain away why the Snyder Cut of Justice League still sucks even after it’s been released.

Is ANYONE surprised that Zach Snyder’s hill to die on was to put Superman in fucking black?

It was the 90s, and the suit was black.

I completely forgot about the silver, big toe.

I legitimately do not get why people were so hyped about a black suit. Yeah, Superman wore it after he came back from the dead in the comics, briefly, but it wasn’t really much else. Does it improve Cavill’s acting? Likely not.

And his cult. God I wish Affleck took that offer from Nolan to direct MoS. 

The fanatics will never admit it sucks. Ever. That’s what makes them fanatics to begin with.

Zack Snyder makes beautiful garbage movies. Why is anyone excited about more garbage?

Snyder lobbied for the black suit to appear in Justice League, as the “correct evolution” for the character

Everyone who made this cut happen is going to get what’s coming to them.

Well, we’ll see in November, won’t we?  I wouldn’t trust any “I voted for him then but not now” voters to do anything but say one thing and do something completely different when no one’s looking over their shoulder. 

Fine — I’ll call it what it is “Thin Frame Animation,” but it doesn’t change the fact that every fucking cartoon looks like it’s done by the same people nowadays.

When I was a Youngin’, even different cartoons on the same network had WILDLY different animation styles. Rugrats, Hey Arnold, Angry Beavers, Doug, Ren &…

Sounds a lot like the DS9 episode, “Valiant,” which was about a bunch of snotty kids taking over a starship during the Dominion War. It was actually pretty tragic because it ended up with the poor teens blowing themselves up during a foolhardy suicide mission.