This is like how Michael Scott thinks everyone is his friend. 

RE: Jim Carrey

Ugh. Look, I’m totally going to vote for whoever gets the nomination, and as much as I hate it, it looks like it’s gonna be this old guy. But man, I have absolutely no faith that he can beat Trump. Like none. White American isn’t gonna vote for a Jewish socialist, it just ain’t gonna happen. The moment he gets the nom…

Caucuses are like if you took ranked voting, then gave it a traumatic brain injury.

Rich Evans captured my feelings exactly. 

it takes the captain of one of the most optimistic and positive sci-fi shows, and updates it for our ultra-cynical and dark moment. That...sucks.

my beef with Picard thus far, is that the writing is kind of sloppy and they don’t seem to have remembered what made Picard Picard. minor episode 3 spoilers ahead (but you read the article above so...?)

i cannot believe that Picard would neglect to visit a friend who felt thrown under the bus by him. it’s just forced…

And Donnie was in North Carolina when Vindman was fired, so of course the Coward-in-Chief made someone else do it.

Ha! That’s a great way a looking at it.

I am going to enjoy watching Susan Collins burn, just like I loved watching Arlen Specter go down kicking and screaming. She’s the real victim, of course. All you people are being so unfair to moderate Susan Collins who is just trying to moderately moderate the moderate Senate for the moderate people of Maine. Tsk…

Christina Aguilera was known as the Britney clone.

No man, just no. Men with access to the internet were PRECISELY Shakira’s target demo in the early 2000's. Who do you think those hips were shaking for? Just admit that you were wrong in making the Britney comparison.

Britney Spears clone

Narrator: We were.

Simpsons did it in 2000!

Death Note takes place in a crazy urban fantasy world where Donald Trump has money.

Trump has a convincing defense: he can neither read nor spell.

President Trump? Come on, there’s no way we’re that stupid