The only thing that sucks worse than turf is FIFA

I think this should happen to every guy who wears a visor.

Shame on the NFL for letting this scandal Gain such traction. The league has always stood Head and Shoulders above the other sports with it's Fusion of Braun and Cheer. I'm sure this Tide will Crest and a new Era will Dawn. We don't need Mr. Clean in our league; we'll Cheer for any athlete with Flash and a Nice & Easy…

But how will I be aware of breast cancer now?

Breasts would like to apologize for their role in the cancer.

I haven't seen this many people in line for Rice since the Great Leap Forward.

I am a bucs fan. I am every drunk right know. So sad. All the pints. Even schiano wasn as bad as this lets all decide to make the bucs not as bad as this. Let's all the teams give them one player that isn't bad. Let's do that

They're grown men, they don't need leaders. Looking to athletes for moral authority is stupid and pointless. Do you think Ray Rice will be drinking his morning orange juice, sees Brady condemning domestic violence on tv, spit out his juice and say "DAMN! HE'S RIGHT! WHAT WAS I THINKING?! THANK YOU TOM BRADY!"

X and Y had only 3 new legendaries between the two of them, and a 4th event. Nowhere near 10% of all new pokemon.

As a concept, Legendaries should always be cool.

The White House is the hardest Gym to get the badge from. No one ever makes it past the Trainers on the lawn.

If they locked eyes, they HAVE to battle.

Duuuuude, everyone knows the best rare legendary drop rate is in the White House Garden

Meanwhile, Joe Biden is still waiting for that stuffed Pikachu he ordered off the internet yesterday...

I have always been, and shall continue to be, the Buckin' Fuccaneers.

Anyone else reminded of the episode of "Futurama" in which Bender is turned into a Human?

Am I the only one who likes the Mercedes DLC? I totally want to rock an old Silver Arrow.

With the nature of the allegations flying around and the controversy, I've found the lack of an article on the subject of the current scandal to be very suspicious. I've had to follow it on KnowYourMeme of all places...

wait, what? Why not? It's not like he intended to ruin these people's careers. If you read his blog, you see he's not doing this out of resentment. He loved Quinn. She screwed him over and over, time and time again. Yes, after a while it was emotional masochism on his part but his outing this massive amount of…

Nice joke! But there's a worthy answer for me to give you, because I should point out that if we did a review, Nathan wouldn't be allowed to do it, though I also am sure he'd never ask to.