"Tell my wife I said, Hello."

"What makes a good man go neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?"

"It's smothering like sleeping restless between tropical sheets, Williamsburg presses humid fingers on our thighs and we are staring at Usher."

It's a quote from Fast five!

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

No, I think he was terrified and that's why he kept the distance. He won because of his discipline as a pro fight gamer and his impeccable timing. He hit the first parry and slowed the pace like a champ.

I was expecting this...so dissapointed.

Go anywhere = White guy + Suit + Clipboard

For maximum impact, read the piece using a Foghorn Leghorn voice.

...or Scorpion
...or Noob Saibot
...or Reptile
...or Rain

The MK series is kind of notorious for using palette swaps of the same ninja style character with different abilities rather than designing new characters. This made it difficult for the person who witnessed the murder of Sheng Tsung to identify the particular…

NORM MACDONALD AS ALCOHOLIC PIGEON I MUST SEE THIS SHOW

Okay here's my thing: This trailer shows a lot of action, but the one thing that makes it cool/remarkable is the song from Return of the King, aka The Most Emotionally Devastating Depiction of Sloppy Tomato-Eating In Cinematic History.

You don't know what Peter Jackson is capable of.

"Phoenix? That would be too hot to play!"—Everyone who voted for Qatar

As someone from Phoenix, I wasn't offended. I just nodded solemnly.

Just wait until you hear what FIFA has planned for 2026. They're building a time machine and the finalists are the Jim Crow South, Apartheid-Era South Africa, 1936 Berlin, and Phoenix.

Most recent picture of the tower.

If FIFA was corrupt enough to sell it to them in the first place, what makes anyone think that any amount of protest will prevent Qatar from paying off the right people to keep it there?

so free room and board isn't enough? greedy bastards