If a tornado is close enough to hurt you or wreck your neighborhood, you're not going to be watching fucking tv anyway.

Forget to take your meds today?

DUDEBRO2 WRITES IN ALL CAPS LIKE HE'S SHOUTING. THAT'S SHOUTING, WITH AN S.

All these viewers in DMA market #174 pissed off that they're missing the end of a soccer match. If that's not proof the sport has "made it" in America, I don't know what is.

Were they trying to kill him? He was down every 3 minutes.

Fuck Argentina. They played like Greece the entire knockout round. It would've been a better World Cup if it was Germany v Netherlands.

One way to react to a post like this is to snark about the clips we decided to highlight. Another way is to say, okay, you guys are saying you want to highlight the coolest moments, well here's one worth highlighting.

Nice to see such dedication cause I outright quit 14 years ago when I found my first and only shiny. It was a Sentret I found in Silver at the very start of the game.......where you have no pokeballs to catch anything.

But did he get the right nature?

You should say it a third time just to make sure it's clear.

Again I say...

Sure Charlie Brown, you go kick that football.

Activate: MALE GAZE.

And then there's the counterpoint.

Among the folks I know, clearly Germany .

I feel sorry for the Brazilian people who have proven generous and friendly hosts for this world cup. I have no sympathy for the players or Scolari who epitomized a cynical, ugly, slow brand of football that needs to die out. This 2014 Brazil team relied on tactical fouling, set pieces and route 1 football and were…

12 years of me watching Cleveland Browns football in one article. Awesome.

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No you won't. It's over. I'm sorry.