...and then he proceeds to pound the strike zone and make a bunch of elite hitters look helpless.

Kind of funny, but you can tell it's staged.

Let Bane put down phat beat for the disbeliever's:

Batdad is great partly because it really feels like a father annoying his kids. Banedad has the kid pretending to be annoyed while delivering obviously scripted lines. It's cute, but lacks the oomph that made the original work.

This is incorrect. The Wii is largely responsible for a TREMENDOUS growth in the console gaming population. That population increase may not have STAYED with consoles due to a lack of games that appeal to people either under or over the 13-24 FPS/Fantasy RPG age range. Thus they may have moved on to various casual…

They were making a loss, and now they're making a profit. If you saw it on a graph it would go down, then up.

Feared and reviled Jezebel commenter here just to say "sounds reasonable to me."

Addendums as Made by a Lady

Men's Rights Activism is one of those things that sounds reasonable in theory and is a complete fucking disaster in practice, kind of like Communism. In theory sure, someone should probably keep an eye out for every group, including this one particular group that has been in charge of pretty much everything for the…

Wolverine is the best at what he does, and what he does is be an amnesiac Canadian hobo.

On the roof of Peach's castle

that, too, sounds like a date with Roethlisberger

"...or the stunning cognitive gymnastics the CSKA faithful displayed to taunt Touré even as their team fielded two black strikers."

The first ever shiny I saw was a Hoothoot in Pokemon Silver. I didn't have any Pokeballs, and didn't even know what it was until years later which explained why it had sparkled. The second shiny I have ever stumbled upon was a shiny Gible that I caught in my play-through of Pokemon X. I was so elated. It's now in my…

My brother found his first shiny just a couple days ago, which was a graveler. It used self destruct.

(although i'm sure some people will appreciate this guide, and i certainly learned something new... that i will never do! thx patricia! ;D)

It stands for Fantastic Club.

Finally, Orlando gets a professional sports team.

Can we just take a second to point out how weird it is that people seem to think movie adaptations are the natural end point for a successful work in another medium?

I always thought of Cyclops as "Mr. X-Men"