I’m no fan of this family, but come on. $200k could easily be just one or two pieces. It’s very easy to put something down for a minute before putting it away in the safe and then get sidetracked and forget them. Meanwhile, an employee with sticky fingers comes along...

AJ is in my opinion, BY FAR, the most overrated entertainer/actor in American film history. And it isn’t even close.

That is absolutely gruesome and ghoulish and the first thought that came to me, too. *bleakly* Cheers.

That really is the only explanation.

Uh hello? She’s acting like nothing’s wrong and she doesn’t get the question.

I assume it is a pot-shot at Rhianna’s attempts to be an actress?

Ryan Reynolds is the next door neighbor you see mowing the lawn intermittently for years, yet never feel compelled to meet.

I LOST IT at the Totinos sketch. She was a really solid host honestly.

Let’s be real, he’s pretty much an American Tom Hiddleston. He just married his Taylor Swift.

Last night I actually paused the TV on Ryan’s face during an ad for his space movie. I wanted to see if maybe I was missing something because I just don’t get it. I decided that I was right...he’s just blah...like blandly handsome.

Yes! He strikes me as someone who is always trying to be funny but doesn’t know when to STFU. He seems, ah, perfectly suited to Blake Lively.

I’ve always thought of him as the dog that’s too dumb to play fetch.

As someone with turnip in their name I don’t want you to take this the wrong way but he’s basically a human potato.

He seems insanely annoying, like being with him for an extended period of time would be exhausting.

She also seems to have really weird taste in men. I mean Ryan Reynolds? Wat?

Mae Beavers! She doesn’t sound as cool as her cousin Ethel in Pawnee.

Ah... the old “intellectual diversity” scam.

Lost souls in search of answers like all religions, suppose

I have to go to Philadelphia for my job a few times per year. The Scientology building there is in a storefront on a gross, dirty side street by the convention center. Fitting place for it, really.