Even a Formula Firebird thinks that’s ridiculous.

(SFW)

I love that the Boobs come first! (Racers in 10 miles vs Baptist in 12 miles)

“Count the number of billboards advertising strip clubs and the number of billboards advertising churches”

Here’s a better game to play. Drive through the Deep South and count the number of billboards advertising strip clubs and the number of billboards advertising churches. This combines breaking your brain with the fun of having a really close contest.

I’ll take it! Looks good, seems to have been kept up. Not the best Vette and definitely not the worse.

I still like the mid-late 80s Thunderbird. Especially equipped with a manual.

You’d better call that Mini “Slammer” because it sure flipped that POG!

DID I read one-hundred, David Tracy is salivating as we speak!

20 years, David Tracy hides in a corner in the post-apocalyptic hell that is the United States of America. Armor-clad police march in columns down the street. Jim Spanfeller, having somehow failed his way into a role as Ivanka Trump’s Vice President, shouts over loudspeakers about beans. People writhe in agony on the…

Wow - dunno how many friends I’ll win over with this thought, but if I were your neighbor, I’d have reported you to the city too.

I refuse to feel sorry for someone who has basically trash (that’s what unused, unregistered shit boxes are) laying around in their yard. I would be so pissed to have to look at that if I was your neighbor. I get wanting to collect good deals and work on them slowly, but this shit was hoarder status and needed to be…

Do I like it, yep. Would I drive it, yep. Is it fairly well done for a project, yep.

Lawn maniacs tend to take good care of their car as well.
I mean, look at that turf !

YEAH SURE....OKAY BOOMER

Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

The VHS tracking distortion at the top really makes the image. Is the movie Hot Shots?

I have a POS Dodge Pickup with a 5 speed manual its not going anywhere. The only thing I have had stolen out of one of my vehicles was my “Pleasures of the Flesh” by Exodus Cassette out of my deck in my Samurai which had a bikini top on at the time. 

DAAAAAAAMN, look at that acceleration squat!

The real disappointment is that now we will never get a real follow up about Alonso and his cat. Or possibly cats? That is the investigative journalism I crave.