It’s always been SPNKR, but I don’t think “spanker” has ever been said aloud (and my brain always filled it in as “sprinkler.”) 

I know exactly how this feels. I bought a Toyota Supra last year, and the whole interior was from a BMW.

So, uh... when’s Melee?

This is cool and all but what about the Droid attack on the Wookies?

This was perhaps true 15 years ago. Maybe 10, if you’re generous. Not anymore. There is no discussion with an ideology whose core tenet seems to be “trigger the libs” above all else. There’s no compromise, no exchange of ideas, no “there” there. 

You would prefer another hairstyle, a military hairstyle?

-_-

It was Hillary, but she was working for Barrack HUSSEIN Obama as part of his plan to spread SHARIA LAW in order to help THE JEWS take control so they can forcibly convert us to HOMOSEXUAL ATHEIST COMMUNISM!!!

A car sitting in a garage makes 0 horsepower.

What, you’ve never seen seahorses before?

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Now we know what it takes for a black man not to get shot by a cop—19,000 witnesses.

When you start supporting causes to end murder outside the womb, you can start legitimately talking about murder inside the womb.

“White Walkers HATE her! This one neat dagger trick will end the Long Night”

There is nothing in the goddamned world like the absolute fragility of folks who occupy majority (race/ethnicity/sex/sexual orientation/religious affiliation) status feeling like they might have to share the pie they’ve previously had 99% of.

Think about this for just a moment: Every time someone screams about “SJWs,”…

Sounds exactly like something God would instruct his spokesperson to say if we found out his true identity, tbh...

You can read the entire context at Media Matters for America. https://www.mediamatters.org/research/2019/03/10/unearthed-audio-tucker-carlson-makes-numerous-misogynistic-and-perverted-comments/223092