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Joke 1 - PC games are free every weekend, if you know what I mean.

And so it was that the skies were blacked out by the ash spewing forth from Mt. Take. Men, women, and children alike wept, for they knew they would never see the sun again.

Collins fumbled in practice. Send him off to the glue factory. This is the Belichick way.

Posts like these make me happy I have more or less given up on video games.

Interesting take. Here’s my opinion, because this looks like a fun write-up.

Now I demand a list of the number 1 glaring weakness of each NFC team.

Seattle @ Arizona was an inside job. Jet fuel can’t melt goal posts.

This guy sounds like a dickbag.

Best bet is mushrooms if you want to get that rich umami flavor similar to a meat broth. It’s a great use for the otherwise tough and woody stems.

I feel you. I usually drink my whiskey side-by-side with a Topo, and it’s a pretty legit pairing.

All of these options are sugar free, and most are sweetener free entirely. If you haven’t tried it, La Croix is the bees knees for people who don’t drink sugared soda.

Problem with Pellegrino and Perrier is the bubbles are weak as fuck. Minerality is fine.

How to pick the best bubble water:

This is by far the most likely outcome. Romo will be the starter when he returns because the Cowboys are Tony’s team. Dak is a stud and as a Cowboy fan I am thrilled to have a guy that may be our next franchise QB, but I think everybody, Dak included, knows that Tony is the starter for the Cowboys as long as he is…

Westworld is Red Dead Redemption meets Majora’s Mask and I fucking love it.

Jesus just stop with this. This is not news and you are the worst.

Problem with the pint glass is it is a huge heat sink and can fuck with chilling and dilution. A two piece metal Boston shaker is definitely the way to go.

It’s 1:45, one hour + 45 minutes, or 60 minutes plus 45 minutes which is 105 minutes total. Not that I wouldn’t watch 145 minutes of Plinkett.

He didn’t say ‘shit on by’ list.