Shovel Knight is sooooo good. I think its the first eshop game I've bought on the 3DS.

Factory edge on these knives is not very good anymore. I have the classic Shun's from years ago, and they've held up extremely well. I had to do some heavy work on all my mother's newer Shuns because every blade had multiple chips.

Factory edge on these knives is not very good anymore. I have the classic Shun's from years ago, and they've held up…

Not to mention you're probably not going to paint the insides of your cabinets a lovely seafoam.

Spray your porch with wolf piss.

Maximum disappoint.

People are taking the girl Link thing a little too far. It's Link. Those are not bewbs.

Better yet, sous vide.

Social justice outrage culture.

Outrage culture.

Gimme a break, the PS2 is where GTA became a world-wide phenomenon.

I didn't say there's anything wrong with the martini. I said there's something wrong with 99.992% of the people that order it.

Stop ordering a martini. That's pretty much code for "I don't know how to drink" even if you do.

All I can muster is a hearty 'whatever.' Just, like, who cares?

Agreed. Sitting on a 3.5% 30 year fixed rate mortgage, and I can't possibly see a value in paying it off early. My money would be far better used in any number of investments.

*crickets*

Kotaku is the 9gag of gaming news.

Not if you're a professional bartender. In a fast-paced bar, mistakes get made, and it's better if you can catch the mistake before you've poured 2 ounces of rye or gin.

Smash Bros DLC just got reeeeeeeal expensive.

Re: the All-American Muslim fallout, or is there something else they got up to?

I don't eat at Chik-Fil-A anymore because bigotry. Which is too bad, because their chicken is legit.