John Mayer has all the things you want and he won't share.

For $20,000, you better damn well be buying a Patek Philippe or Jaeger-LeCoultre.

Typically alternate covers don't have all of the standard markings. The Ico/SotC alternate art is free of any marketing/product icons or images.

And the rest of us don't want an attempted Wii U port to bog down development of the game with confounding new systems. Focus on PS3 and 360 and port the 360 version to PC using your newfound PC knowledge.

Ah, well Europeans are even bigger pervs than Americans, and that is a feat in itself.

Incorrect. This is what the entire advertising industry thinks of American men. And they're correct: sex sells.

Unlocks are one of the elements that drive people to play competitive shooters for a long period of time. It's the carrot on the stick to keep you moving. You're only one level away from that sweet new SMG, which you unlock and subsequently realize is not as good as the one you've been using all along (or maybe you're…

She let you die, and that's how you knew your marriage was over/unsalvageable/sadomasochistic and that you were a cheating floozy.

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Cohen cannot contain his jelly. Surprise surprise, most men would kill to look like Daniel Craig, but they won't put in the hard time at the gym.

I'm surprised Evan didn't post this on Jezebel and get the hate train rolling.

"I'm fine with a game about killing random people in the most brutal ways imaginable, but this gay stuff really rustles my jimmies." - Kirk Hamilton

This isn't hard at all. Get the PS3.

You could just try putting out more often.

You're the sucker that bought 4 360s and therefor told Microsoft that they could pull that bullshit on you as a consumer and you'd just shut up and take it.

Delicious is an adjective to be used in conjunction with things that have taste. You can't taste Call of Duty or the zombies mode. Please stop perpetuating this obnoxious habit of talking about delicious music or delicious games or delicious movies. Ice cream is delicious; a silicon disc is not.

This to infinity.

AP, why are games so damn easy these days? A challenging experience like Dark Souls is so incredibly satisfying, and the success of the series thus far indicates that gamers are hungry to not be treated like children, and yet still most games are something of a cakewalk, even on the most difficult settings. A good…