Ha, I can imagine my xbox as a '50s Jaguar...

Yeah, you have to respect the guys that go in and clean cum and shit out of pipes daily.

Video game makers always have the needs of us college students in mind when they release games right around finals.

I just buy cheap older ones. Then when they break I don't feel too bad about dumping them. I'm trying to fix my current system since it RRoD'd on me a few weeks ago. Hopefully it'll buff out.

It's in shipshape condition!

Volvo V70 R. You get all the useful traits of a wagon, yet it's still fast and fun to drive. I daresay it looks pretty badass as well.

The interior looks exactly like my parents' 2010 Chevy Suburban! Pretty weird since they're two completely different vehicles.

Why does there have to be a Prius menacingly lurking in the background of every other photo on here?

Yeah...it's a Beretta.

I heard Tiger Woods has a McLaren.

This reminds me of the Tofu Drift van

More like paying some guy to drive it around when no one else is looking.

This guy approves.

For a little retro, how about the Countach?

Where's the hookers?

I use cockpit view in Forza most of the time. Don't jump to conclusions.

Where's the secret coke compartment?

'Murica baby!

I like the pic of Dan Akerson picking his ear! Too bad I couldn't insert a witty annotation.

Well, you know pretty much all the Gawker websites are like this.