Fuck it, just trade him to the Patriots for a conditional 2023 6th round pick and get it over with.

Cheers to Lauren and Laura for 1. calling this asshole out and 2. being able to publicly laugh it off.

As punishment, the Marlins will be fined $50,000 or 100% of their gate receipts for the rest of the season, whichever is higher.

None of you would even care that this happened if Mike Trout would just tweet more and appear in pickup truck commercials.

I blame Jeter, that sniveling fuckstick. I hope he gets eaten by a manatee.

I’m so excited. I eagerly anticipate many a powerless scowl from Chris Paul in street clothes as they lose in the Western Conference Semis.

I think the Rockets’ implosion over the next couple years is gonna be pretty fun to watch. Chris Paul is somehow both one of the greatest point guards of all time while also possibly being the main reason Chris Paul will never win a championship.

I think New York could use a 2nd professional team.

Could the Raptors flip him?

This is on Tyronn Lue. If he had put the Roomba in instead of JR Smith, this never would have happened.

SMDH You guys missed the MOST IMPORTANT part of the story. I even sent it to tips@!

Maybe, but fuck Harden he gets phantom calls all the time. His entire game is built around getting phantom calls and flopping like a soccer player. So for that to blow up in his face in a game that actually matters? Good. Fuck’em.

The French Open is doing nothing separate from what every other event will do. She’d have to boycott every event, which, well, would equate to retiring. The French Open doesn’t adjust ranking for anyone.

It’s the rule! If you want to change the rule, that’s great and I support it. But this is the rule, applied correctly. There’s nothing racist or sexist about it. Justine Henin, the whitest woman ever, had the same thing when she had a kid.

My favorite part of the game was Ty Lue saying Korver didn’t play a lot because Semi Ojeleye didn’t play much & that was Korver’s match up. I can’t wait for game 6, where LeBron won’t start since Morris is on the bench & that’s his match up

wtf does ‘make or miss league’ even mean and why is it so smart that you have to say it 25 times a night?

I guess that’s why the Browns have a long list of men they’ve burned!

Let’s see. Possibly get another ring next year, or ... play for the franchise who retained a head coach who is 1-31. Tough one.

If the NFL was a bar, then the Browns would be the disgusting girl you take home at 2am because it’s better than nothing. For Foles, he’s basically at the 11pm stage of his career. Wait for something better.

No, this is Patrick.