Not submitting the right paperwork will get you every time.

Massachusetts out here still persecuting witches SMDH...

My parents would act lovey dovey in public but hardly spoke at home. They were more interested in giving the facade of a happy marriage than actually having one. Especially my dad. He’d buy a single rose several times a week for her and seemed so happy when cashiers would say they wish their husbands would do the…

being homeless is illegal in my hometown...and i’m canadian ffs.  we’re talking mobile, alabama here...

Happy New Year everyone.
Fuck the police, from 2020 into infinity.

This is the same guy who claimed the UK was torturing Assange by placing him in jail in a higher classification than normal... you know, the same Assange who breached bail conditions and hid in an embassy for several years. Can’t see why the judiciary deemed those conditions necessary...

It’d be nice if it came without the self-justifying excuses. “A product of the times.” “Just a stupid kid.” “Locker room talk.” and so on.

sub-genres (indie/alt/post/post-punk/shoegaze/lo-fi/math/brit pop/bedroom, etc.)

At the start of the last decade, Kanye West released My Dark Twisted Fantasy along with the Good Friday sessions which are both arguably some of the greatest hip hop projects released in the past year. At the end of the decade, Kanye is...

“American Woman!”

> As a car person, I’ve gone through roughly 10-11 cars since 2010
excuse me

Agreed, there’s no way Michelle Obama is that sitcom petty and insecure.

Humblebrag of the year slides into the comments at the 11th hour.

We always talk about politicians who we would like to have a beer with. I'd prefer to quaff a couple of pints with Robert.

I just can’t hate on Robert Pattinson. Sure, the Twilight movies were utter garbage, but who can blame a dude who’s had like three small roles and then gets offered millions? Every time I see him speak he’s pretty honest about the fact that he lucked into an entire career. He doesn’t come off as playing the false…

75% of what Batman does is brood, he'll do fine. The gagging might even take it up a notch. 

So we’re okay with the rest of that outfit then?

Save calling a full grown woman a kid. You want to start an argument. I gave you leave to have your own beliefs. Just like I don’t disbelieve those caught up in R. Kelly’s sick behavior I also don’t disbelieve those who have stated they were abused by M.J. Our favs are not infallible. 

I heard it on the internet, so it must be true.

She’s going to have to get through the real First Lady, first: