Probably for the best. You wouldn’t want to risk a displaced colon.

I tweaked my leg on the way to the train six months ago and haven’t been to work since. This is just good science now:

Dudebra didn’t say their lives would be ruined, he said they’ll cry about their lives being ruined, thus being accepted into the pantheon of conservative victimhood. Then they will begin their careers as hedge fund managers or oil lobbyists.

What a bunch of scumbags. Emmett was brutally murdered. Wait till these little bitches start crying about how their lives are ruined.

Or some decent trolling by a sibling that he then decided to just own. Kind of like the terrible portrait and the Team USA gear he put on the mannequins. My theory is that Phil is a giant troll and this is his way of proving/warning that he can take it as well as dish it.

Best Buy is really diversifying with their frozen foods section these days! :P 

He forgot to open with, “Yo yo yo My Brother, Look Here:”

I think this is the most low-effort online POC impersonation I’ve ever seen. Yall.

I think you buried the lede a bit with that Glitter poster.

The 8,000 square foot home has five bedrooms, seven-and-a-half baths and a four-car garage on a 3-acre lot.

that’s a jerk-off station

He looks like Eric Trump if Eric Trump wasn’t trailed by a goon reminding him to put Crisco in his hair and wear big boy clothes or else Daddy is going to give all his money to Momma Stormy.

Boris Johnson’s favorite part about EuroLeague basketball is watching Europeans get punished for traveling

I believe it would have been a failure on my part to withhold the information.

“He tried to convince Dadashev to agree to stop the bout, but his hand was forced when Dadashev wanted to continue.” Tragic. The fighter can't thinking after the brain injury.

This is pretty offensive bad faith, because the traditional prison system and the immigrant detention system are two sides of the same coin and the same “well, they’re a “bad person” so they deserve whatever happens to them” impulse animates both.

Amateur boxer (recently retired, coaching now) in CT confirming on both counts. Headgear removed, and removed precisely for the reasons mentioned. It is not safer. Long term-studied that are now just publishing results are confirming that it both invites harder hits and dampens your ability to absorb/gauge the…

Agreed. Someone is trying to save face, and I think it is Leonard. Also can we talk about how Leonard is a total diva but gets away with it because he’s “quiet.” And I’ve never understood all of this “oooh whoever can keep quiet can land Leonard.” We are all going to find out eventually anyway. What secret is he…

“Larsen declined to name the gang when I asked, citing a fear for his personal safety, having dropped out in 2007....a cursory Google search of Larsen’s name and review of court documents from his case revealed it was a neo-Nazi group known as the Low Riders.”

I’m sure he appreciated you connecting the dots for…

As a Mariner’s fan that part is just science.