“You see a cute girl...you smile...she smiles and waves...”

I was hoping this would be the dance gif, but this is even better. But still, in case anyone hasn’t seen it:

Two things

Well, back when NBA fights were real, everyone called them “thugs.” Now they’re fake because nobody wants to lose a third of their salary. Enjoy.

If I was on a trust fund and the best I could do was UConn, I’d hang it up early and head back to my dad’s basement to play Xbox and smoke pot for the rest of my life.

“All I wanted was some Mac & Cheese” - Shabazz Napier

When Walford was asked what he would have done differently in the match, he said “Depends...”

He deserved to get slapped with that kind of haircut.

The real question is have Seahawk fans ever heard of this guy?

I'm not surprised. Usually a screwup in Bristol leads to a kid.

I get it, because there’s a commercial

No one gives a shit.

This guy is like a dream board of traits that every person can blame for being particularly violent.

“honestly he’s right tho, we can’t drive” - Caitlyn Jenner

Socrates: Forget what I said. The unexamined life is fine.

I’m assuming every single one of them is named Kristen and not a single one is spelled the same.

Hell, what’s he asking for it? Could be a good deal and I love those GMC trucks!

I’ll be honest, that’s the weirdest regional-dialect-specific version of “Duck Duck Goose” I’ve ever heard of.

I don’t know, this one is tough to beat.

Texas Tech is gonna shock the world next week vs TCU. Our tortillas will blot out the sun