YES. In all forms—on ice cream, on cupcakes, on birthday cake—sprinkles are completely unnecessary and do not taste good.

Sprinkles actually suck. They have no real taste of their own, besides some chalkiness. They exist to ruin the texture of an otherwise smooth ice-cream experience. Sprinkles bring nothing to the table.

We should amend the constituion so losing presidential candidates have to move to Cleveland. Make them put some skin in the game.