# jaloplife

I bought this 1992 Mazda 323 with 100000 miles for $1(minimum legal vehicle purchase price in Alberta). The clearcoat is totally gone but the car is super solid with not one spec of rust. I plan on giving this a new rattle can paint job and use this as my commuter.

What about the aftermarket warranty? Because these newfangled cars are so gosh darn complicated, who's going to fix it? You couldn't possibly do that!

tomorrow is my 30th birthday... is this a sign?

(Full Disclosure: I own a Miata and I'm a huge fanboy. Also I'll be attending the Miata launch in Monterey this week and gahhhhhhhhhh I'm excited. This post is full of bias. So much bias.)

Time travel.

Still a canny move on the part of Kim Il Sung's lot.

Son?

"hey lil cuz"

Neither Bangladesh nor Tibet is in Southeast Asia..

RAGHAHAHHHHHHH. THAT IS NOT AN E-TYPE. Toyota borrowed from the design of the E-Type to make what is unarguably a gorgeous car, but an E-Type it is not. Get your facts straight.

Lets see, he's never driven an F1 car before. Maybe we can let him do some laps at a test track, like Paul Ricard. You know, somewhere there isn't much to hit so he can get used to the power and how to drive this level of a race car.

Nah, fuck that. Lets just put him in the show car and let him do some donuts in a…

He is going to fit right in.

You obviously don't know a lot about flying.

If it was hypoxia, (as I've been told) having two pilots onboard would only mean we'd have two dead pilots in the water.

Red states take the most money in federal aid. Ayn Rand was on welfare. These people are anti-government until they need the government for something, at which point their philosophy becomes "oh but my need is _different_ from the needs of all those other people abusing the system". It's the governmental version of…

one might even say it is ironic.

"The gubment should stay away from business!" Oh wait I don't like competition. "The gubment should make stupid laws to protect my business!"

It's funny that dealerships who by and large are run by antigovernment loons, who will work in the grey area of tax laws frequently, are now running to the government for help.

It is the Car of the People (of the world)