For much of my youth I thought they were named after the Pacer Test you do in gym class where you run back and forth between the two sides of the gym before the beeps.

I hear you, being a reporter these days with the clown currently defiling the White House is I’m sure painful and at times frightening.

Honestly I think the only thing your fellow Hoosiers are tapping into is another side of nacho cheese and the dulcet tones of Fox News.

The average American thinks ‘socialism’ and ‘communism’ are interchangeable words.

Oh thank god you’ve done all the calculations and you are here to tell this giant group of scientists that they have nothing to worry about and their worries are for naught.

No, I harp on Indiana but a ‘simple chill state’ doesn’t consistently produce legitimately awful people to represent them, in a ‘simple chill state’ Kurt Vonnegut would be a legitimate favored son and Mike Pence would be a laughed at imbecile clown on middle of the night low wattage FM radio.

Ok new list - corn, St Elmos, Three Floyds, the Speedway and that whole Bloomington/Nashville area is pretty good, but Pence and his ilk? First shuttle to the Sun.

Literally every government, very much including ours, “limits” individuals for the good of society. It’s kind of the primary role of a state! It’s also a very good thing, or a very bad one, depending on who’s being limited and how.

The best thing you can eat in Detroit isn’t some artisanal doughnut or vegetable carpaccio or pork belly sliders—it’s a freakishly good $3.38 egg roll filled with corned beef and cheese

Fuck you Crowley, Crowley is great.

“And I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let’s see how well you handle it.”

My last name is Schwarz, Spaceballs made my name a dick joke.  Thanks Mel Brooks.

As a devout member of the Abdul-Jabbar Mosque, I gotta affirm what you already know: Ain’t a damn thing ever cracking the Church of Kobestan. It’s like Scientology. Once they’re in, they’re never coming back.

The ball is moving on the right side of Kobe’s face as he moves away.

Finally, a reason to dislike Kobe.

I just had to share this. Imagine being this big of bootlicker for dipshit billionaire NFL owners. 

I appreciate dark humor. That, Sir, is black-hole level dark. lmfao

Lol keep working at it man, I’m sure one day the elites will see your impassioned defenses and invite you to join them.

You nailed them

You know it’s solid Kinja when someone creates an account specifically because someone else’s comment hurt their feelings.