Definitely wouldn’t want the most popular politician in the country on top of your ticket or anything, good call.

If centrists love one thing, it is lecturing progressives while offering no alternatives and no results. 

Sorry, can’t get behind that. Dude was an architect of the financial crisis (though by no means the only one) who got off majorly fucking light. Fuck Jamie Dimon on fire.

I’m desperately trying to choke you with my mind. Please let me know if it works. 

So instead of a guy who overborrows and uses bankruptcy as a tool, you want a guy who overlends and uses federal bailouts as a tool.

I’m still paying off my most recent visit to Whole Foods … or as I like to call it, Whole Paycheck.

Or did you?

Wait! That isn’t you holding a bottle of bear in your hand?

“I do offense take this fuckhead!!!! I read really good can!!!”

Hinkie is the man we need to flip the script when it comes to reading. Shift the paradigm. Break the mold. Think outside the box. Gleam the cube. Hold the mayo. Defrag the humperdink.

Hinkie is the type of person who would brag about reading Ulysses when he’d only read the Cliffs Notes. Then, if you called him on his bullshit, he’d just claim to be more efficient than everyone else and that regular people are wasting their time by reading Joyce.

99% sure that your wish is going to be granted.

I thought that the other Gruden coached the Redskins.

If there’s one thing that reading Garth Ennis books has taught me over the years it’s that all super-heroes are inherently fascist.

People become Democrats because somewhere deep down they believe in the exact same policies that the leftists “insurgents” of today are now pursuing. But an entire generation was implicitly taught that those ideals were not realistic. And now they are afraid to embrace them wholeheartedly.

I’ve pretty much followed the same path.  I actually voted for both Bushes (Dubya only once), and eventually bought the lie that is Centrism, only to realize somewhere in the middle of President Obama’s first term, that I’m really a hard left liberal who bought into Centrism for precisely the same reasons that Ham…

Thanks for the reply.

Which party currently represents you?