I’ve decided to become an illiterate which makes me that much closer to being a typical Philadelphia sports fan.

I think Eric should continue growing facial hair, it’s making him more pleasant to look at because it’s covering up his face. That’s why I’ve had a bear since 2011.

“Technically Jewish but wants to be a Nazi...” — Aunt Reet, Inherent Vice

I’m honestly impressed with how well Ariana Grande is handling everything that’s happened to her in the last year: the bombing after her show in Manchester, a breakup and death of an ex. To say nothing of the normal stresses of being in the public spotlight.

This Gruden photo should be his version of the drunk Papa John pic. Please use it for every Guden article.

“Actually, I’m laughing.”

Like the triangle offense, a system that also saw its greatest success in the 90s, the Clintonian approach to politics of triangulation — a synthesizing of the ideas of the left wing and right wing into a third way built on compromise — is best relegated to the dustbin of history, because it just doesn’t work in…

Scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds.

They’re scared. Pulling the same stunt as the Tories and more conservative Labour members are doing with Jezza.

“If he didn’t want to be murdered, he shouldn’t have had the door unlocked!”— future talking point of the Blue Lives Magic people

This type of thing makes me boil with rage. The Democrats had a majority in Congress and had White House and settled for a healthcare law that was not disimilar to one created by the Heritage Foundation.

I get that you’re not going to get everything that you want with legislation but that’s why you give yourself room…

To use another thing beloved by Democrats like the Obama presidency, it’s a bit like J.K. Rowling’s pronouncements about various characters after the final Harry Potter book. It’s nice and all but it would have been more meaningful if it had been in the books. It’s a bit different with politics of course, he’s still…

The Philly Special.

Fucktomb is what my goth girlfriend calls her pussy.

Outside of New England, I figure letting people know that you’re a Pats fan is like when a sex offender has to go door to door letting their neighbors know what they’ve done when they move someplace new.

In a different timeline he would have been a different kind of mouthful.

I can’t wait to expropriate all of this lizard man’s wealth and watch him get the guillotine.

Wouldn’t be the first time Italians colaborated with Nazis.

Finally, shoes to go with Little Nephew’s pants.