“Good news everybody. You are all now sterile.”

Sorry, but Matt Berry beat them to it with Year Of The Rabbit

I was in a bar in NJ and the barman refused my British passport saying that it was fake. I told him that he better ring the police. When he asked why, I told him that he’d just accused me of being in possession of a counterfeit passport, which is a very serious offence. He ended up serving me.

The restaurant didn’t immediately fire the bully- there was over 2 weeks between the incident and the firing....

Which, right now, is his paedophile mate in court; and concentration camps.

Pissed off Hopper was the best Hopper.

Hopper is obviously “the American”. What this series never touched on is why the Russians wanted to open a gate to the Upside Down- and now it would appear it’s so they can use it as a portal to go between the USSR and the US. There’s a reason why the final scene was in Kamchatka- it was the location of the first…

IMO, the only people who would be offended by “Fuck Trump” are those intending to vote for him again in 2020...

Seems your president spent the day demonstrating that he is indeed, thicker than mince.

I always used to point out to my kids that time used now was time lost from later activities. It came to a head when they arrived at an ice cream shop and it was closed. I pointed out that if they hadn’t wasted 30 minutes that morning then they would have made it to the ice cream shop on time.

They grew up:

I seem to remember he played the owner of Central Perks in Friends too...

“* 3/4 cup water”

Likewise. His part in that was so memorable that I instantly knew who he was when this obit turned up.

Many bad meals but the one I always remember was a “burrito” from an Irish fast food chain. After a couple of bites, I thought to myself “if misery had a flavour, this would be it”. It went into the bin shortly after that.

Back when MTV used to play music videos, there was a Soul Asylum/R.E.M collab on Runaway Train that I thought was quite decent.

A hack to the hack- slice off the woody end before smacking the garlic with the flat. If you are able to cut off the woody part without breaking the skin on the farside, the clove usually pops right out.

The sequel to Yesterday is obviously Tomorrow- the entire world forgets about the musical Annie, except for one guy...

I’d add Orange Is Not The Only Fruit and Sugar Rush

As a precursor to In Search Of Perfection, Heston did a series for the Discovery Channel called Kitchen Science. All the episodes can be downloaded (legally) from https://www.rsc.org/Education/Teachers/Resources/kitchenchemistry/00_video.htm