I’m afraid if the choice was American bacon or America sausage, I would have to say neither.

That’s a pity. It will be interesting if we see a change of tone in the next series.

Good observation.

She’s still listed as Executive Producer...

Remember, they said exactly the same thing about Downton Abbey, and that show had to shoehorn in a jazz musician...

Hmmmm, looks a little dangerous. Here in the EU we have “Best Before” and “Use By”. “Best Before” means that the product is still edible after that date. “Use By” on the other hand means that if the product goes beyond this date then bin it as it is liable to become toxic.

Never watched the show but surely this was on the cards ever since she was bum raped by Aquaman?

Goddam awful. Amazing to think she was the worst performance of the evening. Twitter was full of people saying “see, this is why we don’t invite America to participate.”

It’s on a deadbeat channel over here- one that’s output is usually 99% shite and it’s Pay-For-View so I don’t. I had an idea I’d borrow the box set from my mate who’s a big fan once the series finished but after hearing all the feedback about the last season, I don’t think I’ll bother.

Marbella- It was off the tourist track so I’m guessing that the owner hadn’t learnt how to play the nicey-nicey game.

Well, it’s the UK so around 10% on the value of the meal (not the wine).

Possibly, if you are using Schweppes but not if you are using a lighter tonic like Fevertree’s Mediterranean which is designed to showcase the gin rather than the tonic.

She had a urinary tract infection- I doubt she could pass anything naturally...

I always got the impression that the cat was just a cash cow for the owners- I bet they thought they have at least another 7 years of milking it...

I was at a restaurant in Spain once- to say we waited a long time would be an understatement- a family was sat after us, they had a 3 course meal, and paid and left and we still hadn’t seen any of our food. To add to this, every time we tried to flag down a waiter, they just turn and scuttle off in the opposite…

That’s a zero tip situation if there ever was one.

Agreed. I’d also like to point out that Phoebe Waller-Bridge is currently a co-writer on Killing Eve- the lady is talented.

Sometimes yes (bloc voting is called that for that very reason) but after the Crimea/Ukraine hostilities, the Russian entry (tipped to win) didn’t do very well at all with their fellow Eastern Bloc countries.

That “10 Funniest Entries” video has to be the weakest ever. Sure Verka deserves to be there, but where’s Lordi? Or Conchita Wurst? Or Dana International? Dustin wasn’t a funny entry, it was an absolute embarrassment. And to pick Jedward because “they dressed like knights” and ignore that the other time they…

The other trick is to use very large ice cubes which have a smaller surface area as the same volume of smaller cubes.