I felt the same way about people who reckoned they wouldn’t be able to watch Endgame without having a bathroom break. I’m thinking that if you can’t hold your bladder for 3 hours then you need to go visit a urologist...

Actually, this was not a surprise as we had already seen Barton as Ronin in the trailer

Is gibberish the default language now on Social Media?

Nut milk bag??? Eeeeewwwwwww...

Nut milk bag??? Eeeeewwwwwww...

“What’s your water composition like?”

I think that was the whole plot of Ready Player Dumb

“Whedon heroin Amalia True”

Is this the script were people could spontaneously turn into xenomorphs for no apparent reason? If so, it’s worse than Alien 3.

I'm on holiday in Vietnam and the film opens here tomorrow. I guess it's one of the perks of winning the war.

I kinda hoped Greg and not-Greg would have had a duet. But the reason “We tapped that ass” didn’t appear is it’s a Greg (and Josh) song. not-Greg got to do his Springsteen tribute instead.

Why didn’t you bother reading the article?

“I believe I can lie...”

I’d add The Equaliser

was that Mo Slater with a machine gun?

Gemma Chan, Gemma Chan, Gemma Chan
Gemma Khan, let me rock you
Let me rock you, Gemma Chan,
Let me rock you, that’s all I wanna do
Gemma Chan, let me rock you
Let me rock you, Gemma Chan
Let me rock you, let me feel for you

For maximum kudos, use quail eggs. And you can also sub the sausagemeat with black pudding (or white if you prefer).

The baseline, and aural soundscape, in It’s My Life still blows me away to this day.

You think Chicago is bad, try spending Paddy’s Day in Dublin City.

Leonard was just Buddy from The Incredibles...

Klaus works best as a character if you think of him as Nathan from Misfits after he got out of jail for being caught cheating in Las Vegas.