I'm on holiday in Vietnam and the film opens here tomorrow. I guess it's one of the perks of winning the war.

I kinda hoped Greg and not-Greg would have had a duet. But the reason “We tapped that ass” didn’t appear is it’s a Greg (and Josh) song. not-Greg got to do his Springsteen tribute instead.

Why didn’t you bother reading the article?

“I believe I can lie...”

I’d add The Equaliser

was that Mo Slater with a machine gun?

Gemma Chan, Gemma Chan, Gemma Chan
Gemma Khan, let me rock you
Let me rock you, Gemma Chan,
Let me rock you, that’s all I wanna do
Gemma Chan, let me rock you
Let me rock you, Gemma Chan
Let me rock you, let me feel for you

For maximum kudos, use quail eggs. And you can also sub the sausagemeat with black pudding (or white if you prefer).

The baseline, and aural soundscape, in It’s My Life still blows me away to this day.

You think Chicago is bad, try spending Paddy’s Day in Dublin City.

Leonard was just Buddy from The Incredibles...

Klaus works best as a character if you think of him as Nathan from Misfits after he got out of jail for being caught cheating in Las Vegas.

Unfortunately that whole sequence was a rip off of Sense8's What’s Going On.

They should just rename the show The Ship of Arseholes.

I also seem to remember them getting regularly terrorised by two girls who would sing and dance outside their house.

I remember the show well. Usually it was cartoons (Arabian Nights; and The Three Musketeers), a live action series (Danger Island was one) interspersed with physical comedy routines from the Splits and topped off with a song of the week (like the Monkees). I always wanted one of the Banana Buggies.

What review?

Errr, all chocolate is naturally dairy free- the diary has been added. So if you want dairy free chocolate, then don’t add dairy...

I always wondered if the “Summer Of ‘69" had a double meaning...

Visit San Diego in 2000, I made the mistake of watching the Oscars live. Never again. Now I just wake up the next day and read who won what.