Yes, but British in Ireland, so I’d expect the same rescan rate as a muslim in England...

Like any hard working muscle, low and slow is the best way to go. Some of my favourite cuts of meat the the ones that need to be cooked on a low heat for around 12 hours.

Possibly more a consideration in America- in Europe we have the Precautionary Principle which covers us for food safety.

I find the best way to get people to try new things is to not tell them what it is first- that way they don’t get a pre-conceived idea of what they are about to eat.

She talking to dead Peter Falk by any chance?

Well I laughed.

I actually liked Burke in The Musketeers. However I always wonder how much better the series would have been had Peter Capaldi not got the Doctor Who gig- his Richelieu was excellent.

Sheesh, you are really going to hate the Chef’s Table then- it’s a table, actually in the kitchen...

Chicken hearts are great- I love them as does my youngest daughter.

The problem is elephant garlic is actually related to the leek rather than the Allicin family.

Duck press is awesome. However, last I heard, there’s only one place in Paris still doing it.

We had Irish Coffees made table side at a Michelin starred restaurant recently, they where pretty great.

I have a Tefal toaster with one of these on the side- it also does a half decent poached egg.

I remember the Twilight Zone one- real Hitler gets replaced by gypsy Hitler, which would have really pissed real Hitler off.

I’ve used a self scan system at my local supermarket for years- You pick up a barcode scanner as you enter the store and then scan each item into your trolley. When you drop the scanner back, you present your credit card and jobs done. Now, the way this system works to make sure you are not cheating, is randomly you…

“Young punks, get off my irradiated lawn”...

Kinda reminds me of the Pussy Monster on Frankie Boyle’s Tramadol Nights:

Roseanne, you don’t have to send that tweet tonight
Your career’s over, you don’t have to sell your hatred of the right
Roseanne, you don’t have to wear that Nazi uniform tonight
Peddle your racism for money, you don’t care if it’s wrong or if it’s right.

I think it’s Glenn’s time to shine...

Or better still: Pop the Nazi (in the face).